It's not that I never update...

So much as that I update other places.

I haven't had very many good AirportBartender moments lately because mostly I serve the tables and when you're running around like an idiot it's harder to have good conversations with people.
Also I like people a lot less as I'm in this job longer and longer. Tragic. But I think maintaining a blog where I tell stories like the jerk yesterday who just couldn't write "0" in the "tip" line on his charge slip fast enough, but later stopped me in the hallway to slip me three bucks for "making the drinks pretty strong"-- dude, we have a metered pour system and you're still a jackass-- You know, I think there's enough bitching in the world.

But dude, you're still a jackass, and don't think I didn't notice that your twenty-years-your-junior wife had fake boobs.